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- 'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'
- 'Hello. Yes, this is she. Marijuana in his locker? I'm just horrified. There must be some sort of terrible mistake. Yeah, Ok. Well, I will be right down.'
- 'Trust is overrated.'
- 'Are you having an affair with my husband.'
- 'I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I plan to have an embolism and to die young.'
- 'Do me a favour Rex, please don't mistaken my anal retentiveness for actual affection.'
- 'Your Father is into S&M.'
- 'I was so afraid you were gonna die. There's so many things I haven't had a chance to tell you. Are you strong enough to listen to the things I need to tell you? I know you still love me. Maisy told me. As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. I am gonna go out and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find, and together we are going to eviscerate you. I am gonna take away your money your family and your dignity. And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me. Because I want what's about to happen to you...to hurt as much as is humanly possible. I am so glad you didn't die before I got a chance to tell you that.'
- 'Number one, strong stance. Two, high hand grasp. Three hard grip. Four, front sight. Five, release the safety, and then, squeeze the trigger slowly.'
- 'You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.'
- 'We're WASPs Dr Goldfine. Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best.'
- 'So, was it good for you too?'
- 'Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once?'
- 'Sweeheart, just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return.'
- 'Sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. They abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.'
- 'No, I think they're laughing at you. I think they feel sorry for me, which is just as mortifying.'
- 'You have to hand it to the Catholics. They do grief better than anyone.'
- 'If you will excuse me.'
- 'Good friends offer to help in a crisis. Great friends don't take no for an answer.'
- 'I never leave the house with an unmade bed.'